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Unanimous decision on Galette's ouster: Good Riddance!

by J.W. Miller on 07/27/15

You can look at the Saints’ excommunication of Junior Galette from different points of view and all come to the same conclusion. Good riddance! Opinions are like a left elbow - everybody has one – but how each of the affected constituencies greeted the team’s sudden termination of the team's sacks leader tells a lot about Galette’s impact on last year’s 7-9 record and this year’s prospects as well. The pertinent points of view in the Galette case boil down to these three: The fans, the locker room and the organization.  

Who Dat Nation’s viewpoint is usually emotional, rarely logical and always subject to further review. I can see the little old lady in Luling fussing and cussing after she first learned that the team cut bait on one of its better on-field performers. Neither she, nor her more rabid brethren and sisteren, can understand why a team pays a player a king’s ransom then less than a year later cuts him? Salary cap, salary schmapp! Which fans really care about the money? All they care about is that another good player is let go at a time when the team needs every able man on board. 

But even the more rabid in Who Dat Nation have friends who explained that Galette is facing at least a six-game suspension for allegations of domestic abuse and a troublesome video of him playing beach-blanket bingo on a woman’s head, which could increase the penalty. He would not have been on the field for half the season, which doubtless would affect his productivity during the other half. By all accounts, Galette is a bad guy whose most significant impact would be to poison the Gatorade this year as he allegedly did last season. Now that you know all that, my dear, how do you feel? That’s what I thought. And the fans shout: Good Riddance!

Speaking of the locker room, look at Galette’s termination from the viewpoint of his current and former teammates. Apparently, neither group shed enough tears to douse a firefly’s flame. Some have suggested publicly that Galette’s big contract last year prompted him to abandon all similarity to the small-college free agent who fought the odds to make an NFL roster and appeared damned appreciative of the opportunity. As one former teammate said, once Galette got the money, the “real” Junior Galette surfaced. That was the same Galette who was run out of Temple University for his behavior, kept his mouth shut long enough at Division II Stillman College to get noticed and then revived his bad self after he cashed the check. 

Some players questioned the fact that other teammates voted Galette a team captain last year and then watched as he refused to take on the leadership role that guys like Malcolm Jenkins and Jonathan Vilma took seriously. Instead, Galette believed his status as captain came with a sedan chair, servants and a harem. But now he’s gone and, presumably, those voting for the next captain have learned their lessons. And the players shout: Good riddance

Management’s point of view, of which I am familiar and generally sympathetic, must first lament the lost dollars that, according to reports, will take up about $5.45 million of the 2015 Salary Cap and another $12 million of the 2016 cap. Galette's release will have little practical impact on the 2015 salary cap. In other words, the $5.45 million that Galette would have counted against the cap (a $1.25 million guaranteed base salary plus $4.2 million in various bonuses) already counts and will simply shift to the "dead money" category. The only dent will be in counting the player who replaces him on the active roster. But the Saints swim in the dead money pool. The team accepted "dead money" cap hits to trade or release several veteran players during the offseason, including $9 million for tight end Jimmy Graham and $6 million for offensive lineman Ben Grubbs. That amounts to about $27 million in “dead money,” or money that has been spent based on prior decisions. 

But management also must put a price on the intangibles. Character and chemistry help define such things as organizational reputation and franchise culture, which have an affect on public opinion. And that translates into ticket sales, marketing bucks and respect in the community. For those reasons, cutting Galette was cheap at twice the price. And the front office shouts: Good riddance!

Looks like we have a unanimous vote. The message should be clear to Galette: Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out of the NFL. 

Pelicans point to stats: Roster continuity pays off

by J.W. Miller on 07/13/15

Alvin Gentry is either the smartest guy in the room or the most malleable. Either he likes the personnel that GM Dell Demps has assembled with the Pelicans, or he merely clicked his heels and snapped to attention when Demps decided to bring back last year’s roster virtually intact. It sounds suspiciously like the latter because if efforts to re-sign free agent guard Norris Cole are successful, the Pels will have their top ten scorers and top nine rebounders from last season under contract for the 2015-16 season. So why should fans expect improvement from a 45-37 record and a cameo appearance in the playoffs?

You have to give Demps and Gentry some cred for their most important off-season move, locking up the best young player in the league for the next six seasons. Persuading Anthony Davis to take the most lucrative contract in NBA history probably did not take much doing, but the fact that Davis readily re-upped with a team that barely made the playoffs last year speaks more to Davis’ belief in his teammates than it does Demps’ skill as a negotiator. 

Jim Eichenhofer, who writes for, applauded Demps this week with statistics that show the value of roster continuity. Eichenhofer wrote that the Pelicans will have the most roster continuity this season than any team in the entire NBA, a league that has seen major changes in July. We’ll give you the stats in a minute, but the Pels’ rivals in the Southwest Division have made some seismic changes of their own, for better or worse. Dallas lost starters Monta Ellis and Tyson Chandler and were rejected by DeAndre Jordan. Memphis lost Kosta Koufous in free agency but picked up Matt Barnes and Brandan Wright. San Antonio made immense changes by landing LaMarcus Aldridge and David West, while letting go key role players Tiago Splitter, Marco Belinelli and Cory Joseph. 

Eichenhofer pointed to Basketball Reference’s “roster continuity” metric – a statistic that measures year-to-year changes on NBA rosters – to show that New Orleans has relied on new faces more often than many teams, and it hasn’t helped. For instance, during the first three seasons of Dell Demps’ tenure as general manager, less than half of the team’s minutes were logged by players who were on the previous year’s roster (45 percent in 2010-11; 48 percent in 2011-12; 41 percent in 2012-13), and all three were losing seasons. Perhaps not coincidentally, the Pels enjoyed 66 percent roster continuity in 2014-15, its highest rate since 2008-09, en route to the postseason. 

It is interesting to note that the Hornets/Pelicans’ best roster continuity rate since coming to New Orleans was 78 percent in 2007-08 which led to the finest season in franchise history. The team finished 56-26 in the regular season, captured  the club’s lone division title and reaching Game 7 of the Western Conference semifinals.

Further evidence that roster continuity is a desired goal can be found last season, when the three rosters with the most continuity all won 50-plus games, including San Antonio (98 percent continuity, 55-27 record), Atlanta (88 percent, Eastern Conference-best 60-22) and Memphis (85 percent, 55-27). NBA champion Golden State (67-15) used 80 percent of its on-court minutes on players who were also part of the 2013-14 Warriors.

Skeptics will respond to roster continuity: “What good are Monty Williams’ players if they don’t fit Gentry’s run-and-shoot offense?” Will a new coach and new scheme make that much difference with the same players? Golden State's first-year coach Steve Kerr inherited good personnel and made them better, an example that Gentry saw all season as Kerr's top assistant. Kerr might even be an example of Bum Phillips’ wisdom. When asked how to assess Don Shula’s genius, Bum responded: “He can take his'n and beat your'n and take your'n and beat his'n." 

Can Alvin Gentry take Williams’ 2014-15 roster and beat the teams ahead of the Pelicans in the vicious West? Maybe. There is no denying that the Pels were hit as hard by injuries as any team in the league last year. Six players who started the most games or played the most minutes last season lost a total of 107 games to injuries. Surely, it can’t be as bad this year, but who knows? As they say in New Orleans, a healthy team is lagniappe, or a little something extra, IF roster continuity is as important as it sounds and IF a new coaching scheme can make a difference.

USA Women kick butt, but did they see it in New Orleans?

by J.W. Miller on 07/06/15

It’s a shame that most New Orleanians missed the USA Women’s World Cup thrashing of Japan Sunday night. How do I know they missed it, you say? Well, it’s less looking at the morning Nielsens than just simply knowing the proclivities of New Orleans’ people. If they are consistent in anything, it’s that 83 percent of New Orleans natives (and that might be a low-side guess!), adhere to the bromide that “you can never arrive fashionably early.”

In other words, there is “time” and there is “New Orleans time.” To make it simple for the outliers among us, just say that you send out an invitation to your party with a starting time of 6 p.m. New Orleanians will lose face by arriving any earlier than 7. In other words, in New Orleans, you can be a half-hour late and still be 30 minutes early! Which is why I know most of them missed the United States’ World Cup thrashing of Japan, because for all intents and purposes, the thing was over in the first 15 minutes of play. 

The goals came fast and furious, like nothing that had ever happened before in a match between two of the best teams in the world, much less a World Cup final. It started innocently enough with midfielder Morgan Brian winning a corner kick on the right side two minutes into the game. Most New Orleans viewers were still at 5:30 Mass. Moments later, Megan Rapinoe sent her kick screeching across the turf toward Cup MVP Carli Lloyd, who streaked in unmarked from the top of the penalty area for a left-toe deflection past a hopeless Ayumi Kaihori in Japan’s goal. New Orleans viewers are home now, and checking the TV listings to find the right channel.

Three minutes later, a still-unmarked Lloyd would do it again, off another set piece deep on the right side, deflecting a ricochet off Tobin Heath into the net from three yards. Time to pour the first cocktail of the evening and get ready for some world class World Cup viewing. In the 14th minute, Lauren Holiday would have a turn, volleying a misguided header by defender Azusa Iwashimizu past Kaihoro for the third score. Got to throw the burgers on the grill first, so we can comfortably sit down and enjoy dinner in front of the telly.

Two minutes after that, Lloyd added a goal that will be replayed for years, winning the ball at midfield and picking her head up to see Kaihori 15 yards off her line. Lloyd took a touch and sent a rocket from the midfield stripe toward the goal. Kaihori lunged desperately at the last minute and got a finger on the ball, but sank to the turf as the ball deflected off the post for Lloyd’s third of the game and stunning 4-0 lead. Okay, time for the World Cup, which we have come to expect will be tied at 0-0 well into the second half, and Wowser! "Hey, Agnes, it's already over. Are Swamp People re-runs on tonight?"

For the USA to run off and hide in a World Cup is like a team hitting three grand slams in the first inning of Game 7 of the World Series, or the first half of the Seattle-Denver Super Bowl or even the December, 2014, Kentucky first halfs against Kansas or UCLA. It’s over before it starts.

Although we live in a country mad about football, college basketball or baseball, keep in mind that 500 million Chinese don’t care who wins the Super Bowl, Final Four or World Series. But they do know that their team lost 1-0 a couple weeks ago to the team that is today a true world champion. Hats off to the U.S. Women’s Soccer team! And four years from now, be on time!

Brandi bra moment could enliven a summer slowdown

by J.W. Miller on 06/29/15

This is usually the time of year when readers of this space climb into their hyperbaric chambers, set the dial for “Training Camp,” turn out the lights and then hibernate until the Saints tee it up at the Greenbrier. We are in the dreaded summer “lacuna,” or news slowdown, when any talk of Kentucky basketball is over for a while and Saints training camp is still six weeks away. 

The severity of the Summer Lacuna varies, but is especially pronounced when the Red Sox are not playing well, which they have not been for much of the spring. The last bit of Kentucky basketball news was the NBA Draft, that auxiliary portion of the Kentucky season after the Final Four when NBA teams look to Lexington to improve themselves. Check my math, but this year NBA teams selected six Wildcat players, five recruits, 14 cheerleaders and ten cases of Makers Mark. 

I would normally have included the Pelicans in this conversation, but after they selected Anthony Davis with the No. 1 overall pick in 2012, they traded all their No. 1 draft choices through the 2025 season for Omer Asik. The Pelicans did have a second-round pick this year and selected 6-6 swingman Branden Dawson from Michigan State. Dawson’s value in Alvin Gentry’s hurry-up, shoot-a-lot offense is questionable, especially since he failed to hit a single three-point shot in his four years with the Spartans. He did average 11 points somehow, and there's always a chance he can boost his other skills enough to carve out a role. 

During the Summer Lacuna, I normally have to dredge up stuff that will hold your interest until the Saints go to training camp. And that is why I am rooting hard for the USA Women’s Soccer team this week in the global game’s version of the Final Four. On Tuesday night, the USA plays No. 1 Germany, while Japan and England battle in the other bracket on Wednesday, with the winner meeting in the final on Sunday. You will recall that the German men took the 2014 FIFA World Cup, and along the way defeated a plucky USA team 1-0. For the German women also to be ranked No. 1 is about as unfair to the rest of the world as when Connecticut wins both the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball titles in the same year. But, as the great philosopher Anonymous once said: “It is what it is.” 

The USA team has not exactly been winning new fans at the Women's World Cup, but its defensive approach is paying off. "If they don't score, we can't lose," defender Becky Sauerbrunn said after Friday's 1-0 win over China. Keeping the Germans scoreless will be about as easy as keeping Warren Sapp out of trouble. Germany is the tournament's top scorer, with 20 goals in five games. The Americans have dominated defensively, conceding just one goal, in the opening match. USA goalkeeper Hope Solo has not been beaten in 423 minutes, while China managed just two shots on target. Carli Lloyd's 53rd-minute goal against China was just the seventh goal the team has scored. 

The USA does have some tradition going for it, winning the title in the inaugural cup in 1991 and again in 1999, and this year becoming the first team to reach the semifinals of all seven Women’s World Cups. Even Kentucky fans and Saints fans recall one of sport’s great pictures, Brandi Chastain’s sports bra moment during the 1999 FIFA Women's World Cup Final at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena. Chastain scored the fifth kick in the penalty shootout to give the United States the win over China in the final game, then celebrated by spontaneously whipping off her jersey and falling to her knees in a sports bra, her fists clenched, her arms flexed. A win over Germany Tuesday and a repeat of the Brandi bra moment on Sunday would certainly enliven the Summer Lacuna, at least for another week!

Ten Father's Days later, I still miss my Dad

by J.W. Miller on 06/21/15

Sunday was my tenth Father’s Day without a father, and I’m still not used to it. Charles Edwin Miller died on June 8, 2006, ten days before Father’s Day that year, which left my brother Jerry and me orphans at 58 and 54. We had lost our mother in 2002, and after Dad passed, we were on our own in many ways. Oh, we had our own families by then and were fathers ourselves, every day hoping that we had picked up something that Dad had taught us about the job. While his presence is missed every day, Fathers Day has become an annual celebration of the valuable gifts he gave us over the years. 

It’s hard to think about my father without putting him into a sporting context. The greatest bond that Jerry and I shared with Dad was our mutual love of sports, especially Kentucky basketball and the Boston Red Sox. But there was, oh, so much more to our Dad, as Jerry and I tried to express in a tribute we wrote in 2002 on the occasion of his 80th birthday titled "80 reasons why we love our Dad." I’ve written variations of this memory the past few years, but I again present this on Father’s Day, hoping you can relate memories of your father or even think about what your own children would write about you.

Dear Dad: The first things you read to us were the Bible and the comics. We loved how you would wax nostalgic about the glory days of Clark Station, Kentucky, Pap’s store and when the train would stop. We marveled at your tales of picking beans for 50 cents a day. You taught us the love of vegetable gardening. Jerry will never forget how Mema scolded you for not cleaning off your garden tools, like Pap did. We first saw you cry when Pap died. 

We remember our fishing trips at Cattail Lakes with Lee Druin and how we loved going to the County Fair and the State Fair, especially to see the dairy cows. You taught us the love of sports. You showed us how left field was supposed to be played, but you knew when it was time to put away your glove and spikes. Your love of the Red Sox taught us perseverance. Your love of the Kentucky Wildcats taught us there’s nothing wrong with riding a winner. 

You taught us responsibility when you bought us each a calf to raise and how you played along when Jerry’s “Nosey” became a pet. Riding on the milk truck, our job was to open all the gates and scare away the mean dogs. Vacations were the best of times. How we loved “Ogle’s Creekbend Cabins” and those times in Gatlinburg. You instilled in us a love of history during those drives through the Chattanooga and Chickamauga battlefields. We embraced your love of Florida. You taught us honesty when you argued with a Daytona Beach restaurant cashier after she had given you too much change. The importance of family, particularly the visits with Uncle Fred in Florida, taught us a love of genealogy. You taught us that four people could have a  great vacation for $300. 

The years passed, but you kept playing ping-pong with us, long after we started to win. When Jim turned 16 and almost wrecked the pickup, you gratefully stepped aside and let Mom teach him to drive. You had the last laugh with a lesson in humility, by buying Jim a 1960 Ford Falcon as his first car. As we grew, you tolerated our preferences, from our politics to hair over our eyebrows. You endured our mistakes, but you let us learn from them. And you always waited patiently until we came back from the edge. 

The guys’ trip to Fenway Park in 1991 is the best trip either of us ever took. We remember the pride we felt every time we saw your old army uniform and scrapbook. Even before Tom Brokaw told us, we always knew that yours was the “greatest generation.” Jerry will never forget how proud you were that he followed in your footsteps and became President of the Lions Club. You personified the term “quiet dignity.” You taught us to turn the other cheek. You were no activist, but you taught us that racial differences just boiled down to a question of respect for each other. 

You were always there when we needed you. If there is anything as important to you as your family, it’s your faith. You continue to show us how to keep going when you don’t feel like it. You wanted us to do better than you did. We later realized that we’d never do better than you did in things that really matter.  All either of us ever wanted to achieve in life is for you to be proud of us. And over all these years we are strengthened every time you tell us you love us because we love you.  

Father's Day is not only a day to remember and honor our fathers, but a day to celebrate the pride and joy of being one and the hope that I can be as good a father as my dad was to us.  

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